Am I eating my feelings
If I’m filled with joy?
You say that I’m lonely
And inside me is a void
There’s more time to snack
When you’re unemployed
Nom nom yum yum
Something sweet between my gums
Chew chew burp burp
One more small bite couldn’t hurt
Gurgle gurgle fart fart
Something’s knocking on my arse
Plop plop groan groan
The king has claimed his rightful throne
If gluttony is a sin
Why is food so delicious?
I’m the real victim
To clean up all these dishes
But first I need seconds
And then I’ll be finished
I’d rather gobble an entire turkey
Than risk my heart broken
It’s just like having oral sex
Except my waist size is growing
Food doesn’t talk back
When it’s going down
Food loves me more and more
As I pack on the pounds
Nom nom yum yum
Something sweet between my gums
Chew chew burp burp
One more small bite couldn’t hurt